I have a DVD-ROM and a player with capture frame feature. I am scary.
Naked Q
Having To
Bathe?
That Klingon
Goat!
Sleepy
Q
I've
been in this dungeon of yours...
A most
terrifying experience of my own
The life was
oozing out of me!
How do you
stand it?
I need
guidance.
What other
dangers await me?
I have
the knowledge, locked up in this puny brain.
You
cannot afford not to take advantage of that.
You only
dislike me. Others truly despise me.
It's the
ghastly truth, Mr. Data.
Well,
that's a dumb thing to want.
The truth
is, humans suck.
You
shouldn't envy them.
I feel nothing at
all.
This is
incredible.
I think I
just hurt my back.
What's the right thing to
say? Ow?
Change the
gravitational constant of the universe!
Q, Geordi is saying
you are an idiot.
Dr.
Crusher's bedside manner.
OW!
My
stomach. It's making noises.
Maybe
you're hungry, dumbass.
Decisions,
decisions.
I'm
in a terrible mood, so I'm having 10 chocolate sundaes.
Oh, shit.
I hear they
drummed you out of the Continuum.
You
don't intimidate me. Except you do.
One of the boys with
an IQ of 2005. And an even bigger talent for hyperbole.
Poke him with a fork,
does he not bleed?
This is a
dangerous creature!
From now on I'll
do missionary work, ok?
Get used to
what?
I
lost my appetite.
Q
collapses.
Help me! Somebody help
me!
How the
mighty have fallen.
Yeah,
well, about the Calamarain...
I
hope Riker didn't really mean that!
You're very smart,
Jean-Luc.
Compassion
is a genetic weakness of your race.
I
think you'll protect me, even though I'm an asshole.
I'm
not good in groups. It's difficult to work in groups when you're
omnipotent.
Ah, I
see.
Smacked
down by the Data-ster!
Oh, could
I be any more bored?
There's about 40 more of these I have to give silly descriptive names to and upload.
"My superiors have decided to punish me!""Punish us as well, it would seem."
"Because in all the universe, you're the closest thing I have to a friend, Jean-Luc." Picard was obviously too polite to say it, but you could *see* him thinking, "Boy, then you're *really* hosed." :-)
And Troi, compassionate, caring counselor, says, "I am sensing an emotional presence, captain. Normally I'd describe it as being terrified." Tell me, counselor, do you always expose terrified people to humiliation like this when you don't like them? :-)
"What do you want, Q?" "Your compassion." The air is thick with sympathy...
"What must I do to convince you people?" "Die." "Oh, very good, Worf. Eat any good books lately?" You know, people have rated that as a "good quote", but personally I think it was a really lame comeback, and Worf had the far better zinger.
